Found all this funny pics online and decided to share with everyone on my blog.
Enjoy..

Problem Solving Sheet

Butt Hedge. LOL

Name says it all.. hahas..

Do u have a dirty mind?



byebye chicks.. hahas..

LOL







er... no comment..

dont realli get this one...

LOL wats up with the tissue box?

Elephants are larger than the moon? LMAO

A Bananaphone.. hahas


what do they spell?


LOL lazy people..

LOL





The Pope is a Sith Lord?

Another Sith Lord

feeling hungry?

Microsoft.. WORD!

The new Macdonalds, McDrugs!
THE ENDHope u enjoyed this post..
Labels: funny
[ 12:13 AM ]
This is whats happens to bored people in maths class... lols..

Name?


lol calculator sot liao..






sianz EOY is upon me.. and i haven realli studied.. die liao lorx..
wont blog till exams are over..
3 days to eng SA2
13 days the rest of SA2
given up on her and not lookin back..
Labels: random
[ 10:20 PM ]
Boys Like Girls - Five Minutes To MidnightBrown eyes and lungs are filled up with smoke
Fast lives we're stuck in the undertoe
But you know the places I wanna go
'Cause oh oh oh I've got a sickness
You've got the cure
You've got the spark I've been looking for
And I've got a plan
We walk out that door
You know you wanna just let go
It's time to roll down the windows
And sing it oh oh oh
We got all we need so here we go
Turn it up
It's five minutes to midnight
You're coming home with me tonight
I can't get enough
Shakin' me up
Turn it up, alright
At five minutes to midnight
We'll see our name in city lights
We'll make the clock stop
Make your heart drop
And come alive
We could, pack up and leave all our things behind
No fact or fiction or storyline
'Cause I need you more than just for tonight
You're oh oh oh like air
I can't stop my breathing in
I'm weak and you are my medicine
I won't stop 'til I am under your skin
You know you wanna just let go
It's time to roll down the windows
And sing it oh oh oh
We got all we need so here we go
Turn it up
It's five minutes to midnight
You're coming home with me tonight
I can't get enough
Shakin' me up
Turn it up, alright
At five minutes to midnight
We'll see our name in city lights
We'll make the clock stop
Make your heart drop
And come alive
And when the clock strikes twelve
Will you find another boy to go and kiss and tell?
'Cause you know I never will
I think we should strike a match
And we'll hold it in the wind to see how long it lasts
We could make the time stand still
Turn it up
It's five minutes to midnight
You're coming home with me tonight
I can't get enough
Shakin' me up
Turn it up, alright
At five minutes to midnight
We'll see our name in city lights
We'll make the clock stop
Make your heart drop (and come alive)
Turn it up
It's five minutes to midnight
Coming home with me tonight
I can't get enough
Shakin' me up
Turn it up, alright
At five minutes to midnight
We'll see our name in city lights
We'll make the clock stop
Make your heart drop
And come alive
changed my blogsong..
TESTING
It seems this days that im not welcome anymore.. whenever theres something on i get left out.. well dammit dun think that i cant survive without ur.. if this is the way ur gonna treat me i've got frenz than are way more fun better..
7 days to eng SA2
17 days to rest of SA2
[ 9:40 PM ]
Well this is gonna be the 1st real post i had since like over 1 week ago? school started again on monday.. which leaves just 2 weeks to EOY exams.. damn time flies fast..
Today went to KC hse to study.. there got kc, alex, darren, ze long & me.. Studied from lik 11 plus to like 3 plus liddat.. we damn guai sia study so long.. hahas... after that watched a movie, rogue assassin. well come monday we see who wants a "
compliment".. hahas inside joke.. after movie ended went down to coffee shop eat cos all damn hungry.. i ate french fries.. after that went 7-11 eat 2nd round.. cup noodles this time.. wa
finally im full... hahas... home-ed after that..
Oh ya and my dad bought me the
boys like girls album.. seems like i abit slow ar onli nw buy the cd.. listenin to it nw, quite nice...
Labels: exams
[ 12:01 PM ]
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Masturbate.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
43. Cross-Dress.
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
Labels: funny
[ 11:42 PM ]
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
The student got an A.
Labels: funny
[ 10:15 PM ]
Highlight to see the answers.Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
Four whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
The whole school, to compete with RJC.Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
The whole school. One student to change it and the rest of the school to cheer for him.Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
None. They can mug without light.Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
None. They'd rather employ YJC to do it for them.Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is and to demonstrate how to change it. (So how are they able to change it for ACJC?)Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
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None. They'll prefer it to be darker. Hmm.. (raises eye-brows)Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
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None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
None. Would they even bother?Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
None. They believe in praying for it.Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
What light bulb? They are still using oil lamps.Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
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Huh, what litebarb..Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
Heck the light bulb, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.Q: How many MI students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
100, 1 to hold the light bulb, 99 to turn the ceiling.Q: Who do you think wrote this?
A:
A TJC student.Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
None. They're already very bright.Labels: funny
[ 6:09 PM ]
Due to some stupid trojan horse that is still in my fucked up com, i am nw only able to post this damn delayed post.. lol..
Monday, 1 SepWell tat day was the last day for everyone in their own respective dept for term 3. Next term im goin sec 1 and i'll sure miss the fun times in log.. cleaned the container again..
Pics for log term 3

Formal 1

Formal 2

Thumbs up pose

eh legs up pose? haha..
Tuesday, 2 SepWent out to study, slack & talk cock at bishan.. lunched at mos burger.. goin to be broke soon.. lol...
Wed, 3 SepWas suppose to meet at compass at 11.. but i got there at lik 1030.. basket my hse clock sot liao ar... waited for everyone to come than left for kovan.. had chicken rice for lunch.. played pool for lik 3 hrs.. than nth to do after that.. so bus-ed to Khiaw Miang hse plae majong.. play until like 515? and i had amaths tuition at serangoon at 530.. damn was i late.. so cabbed down there which costed around $7.. and i onli got there at lik 6.. half an hour late.. and im broke... fuck lah...
so that majong game costed me $7? sianz but it was worth it, i tink.. hahas i pick play over studies anyday..
TodayWoke up at like 1.. than went out with my sis meet my mum for lunch at mall.. my sis had like this $3 dessert called dream torch.. Pics of it are below.. looks damn nice and big but looks are deceiving.. plus my sis couldn't finish the thing and lik wasted 2/3 of it..
Went doctor to clean my ears after tat.. LOL.. well gd news is nw (i hope that) i can hear better.. well today was a boring day..


P.S. if i send u anythin in msn,
DUN ACCEPT IT.. its that stupid trojan horse..
Labels: NPCC
[ 10:10 PM ]